How to spot and track FAKE Otakus?

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False Otakuing is an act of crime and prohibited in all countries of the world. But, they are many Fake Otakus are still on the run, if you spot or caught a fake Otaku, here are the tips,

1. Ask the fake Otaku anything about Otaku.
2. If the fake Otaku can't answer them currectly, then she or he may be a fake Otaku.
3. But, if you she or he answered them currectly, you may proceed to Plan B.
4. Plan B is to spy a Fake Otaku, make sure you have a camera to capture him or her. Photographic evidences are good, but videographic evidences are foolproof and the court may go to your side.
5. If you gather all evidences, ask another REAL Otaku if these are evidence which police can accept.
6. If you have a friend Otaku from neighborhood, please go to the police station with your Otaku friend and the evidence.
7. If the police believes you, lead him or her to the fake Otaku's location and arrest him or her.
8. In law, the fake Otaku can choose any 2 types of punishment from the following 2.
9. They are 2 types of punishment, 1 is lifetime prisonment and 2 is pay the fine. This may vary in countries. In Japan, a fake Otaku must pay ¥ 370,000,000, In the Philippines is P 50,000,000 and in the US $ 1,000,000.
10. If the Fake Otaku you capture is notorious, the fine money may given to you as a reward by the law, if not... No money.
11. After all of them, gather all your Otaku friends and celebrate.
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